Last year when I started noticing people with plastic bracelets clearly of some electronic nature, I asked no questions. Why would I? Wankers who obsess about exercising even at work were basically the enemy. I looked on in disgust at people wearing corporate attire with a big ugly plastic wrist bands to me that was nearly as … Continue reading I’m not a crim, It’s a Fitbit!
I hadn’t acknowledged some facts about myself until the recent arrival of my teen cousin** Hannah to Melbourne, being 19 years old and moving countries to her seems like “just whatever” but to me (who did the same at 25) it seems so huge and unknown. I have had to take a long hard look … Continue reading Teen Tenant
As the onions (grated) go into the pot, gracefully chucked in by Marco Pier White the music picks up into a orchestral high causing me to feel a passion for onions I never knew existed. Then snap – The reality of what I am getting so emotionally invested on dawns on me: Grated Onion, a … Continue reading Masterchef Tugging on Heart Strings
I have recently been taking ‘house proud’ to a whole other level, spending my week nights trawling the internet, pinterest and instagram for creative home decorating idea’s then spending the my weekends turning every day objects into stylish home decor masterpieces. This behavior seemed healthy at first, until it wasn’t. Dipped pots, stripped vases, spray … Continue reading DIY Home Decorating…Fuck ups
Email from annoying colleague who organizes every social event in the work calendar: Hi Everyone! Hope your having a great day, as you all know Friday is Cath’s birthday. She’s turning 43 (But don’t mention that because I got that off her HR record) So I will be coming around to collect $5-$10 from everybody … Continue reading Office Birthday Morning Tea
Like many others, my public opinion of Bruce means absolutely nothing to anybody except to me. When rumors and media slander started about Bruce transitioning to female I sat back, confused about other peoples opinions and keen interest. I had never before considered having an opinion on Transgender individuals and didn’t want to start. I … Continue reading Spruced Up Bruce
I always struggle in seasonal transitions in fashion, making serious faux pas, like wearing stockings on a 25 degree day because the morning felt freezing and then following that up the next day by losing the stockings and only wearing a short sleeve top while the freezing rain pelts down and I explain to anybody … Continue reading Winter Clothing Woes
Renting is such an ordeal these days! Waiting outside an open to view for the real estate agent who arrives and describes their hectic schedule of driving, opening a door and asking people for their names 10 times that day (getting paid Saturday rates) and then feigning empathy like their life is so hard just so … Continue reading So Packed Up!